this is the piece that made me fall in love with art history because at first youre all oh thats a cool painting of saint agatha
wait a minute… is that
hell yes. tits on a platter
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
remember when you were younger and getting socks or pajamas for christmas was like the worst most boring present ever, but now it’s like
aww yiss motherfucking socks that’s right bitches i got fucking SOCKS get on my feet right now
And in that moment I swear we were Dobby.
We accept the socks we think we deserve.
(p + l)(a + n) = pa + pn + la + ln
i foiled your plan
With friends like these, who needs friends that don’t make literalist jokes?