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giantspacefetus:

this is the piece that made me fall in love with art history because at first youre all oh thats a cool painting of saint agatha

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wait a minute… is that

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hell yes. tits on a platter

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

the-lonely-scottish-guy:technicolor-symbiont:stereo-symbiosis:

remember when you were younger and getting socks or pajamas for christmas was like the worst most boring present ever, but now it’s like

aww yiss motherfucking socks that’s right bitches i got fucking SOCKS get on my feet right now

And in that moment I swear we were Dobby.

We accept the socks we think we deserve.

aoiasahina:

(p + l)(a + n) = pa + pn + la + ln

i foiled your plan

collegehumor:

I Just Need Some Space
With friends like these, who needs friends that don’t make literalist jokes?

collegehumor:

I Just Need Some Space

With friends like these, who needs friends that don’t make literalist jokes?

we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
collegehumor:

Cat Roulette
The dog equivalent? Butt-sniffing.

collegehumor:

Cat Roulette

The dog equivalent? Butt-sniffing.

facebook: omg so thankful for my family this year merry xmas :)))))
tumblr: happy birthday jesus u was a real nigga